Nate Patrin writes: "You forgot one: 'I can't believe you've fallen for the buzz and have joined in the chorus of the rockcrit hivemind by praising something that a lot of other people have also praised despite the fact that I, personally, do not actually like it. I have to ask what you actually see in this crap, despite the fact that you apparently spent 800 words doing so already. And considering I think this song and/or album and/or artist and/or genre is completely overrated, I can only come to the conclusion that you've been duped by an overzealous PR firm. Don't believe the hype!!!'"
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