Why I rule: So I get back to the office 20 minutes ago from lunch and see a large Fed-Exed package in my mailbox. I pick it up and look at the sender address: Austin, TX. Scan up and see "ZZ TOP." Wha? I open it up and there's a beautiful wooden box w/a slip-top; slide it off and there's a double-shrinkwrapped pecan pie, pecans the size of acorns, just gorgeous looking. A red 8x11 sheet: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ZZ TOP.

Needless to say, it is FUCKING DELICIOUS. Thanks, ZZ Top!