Today, in the mail: Pull My Finger, Jingle Smells, featuring the cover blurb, "100% Gastrointestinal Emissions." Tracks include "We Wish You a Smelly Xmas," "Soil the Halls," "Silent Butt Deadly Night," "We Wish You a Smelly Xmas--Unplugged," "Sugarplum Farties," "Soil the Halls--Unplugged," and "Farts Under the Mistletoe." No I am not going to play it.